Nothing you do in your life ever will give you as much orgiastic joy as painting craft projects with a rainbow sponge does for this woman. She is, by far, the most enthusiastic host of any video ever made. Compared to how exuberantly excited she gets by wiping paint across a piece of paper with a sponge, all other TV/video hosts are just phoning it in. It’s the wiggles, man! The wiggles!

This video, cut up by someone calling himself Operator Overload, is a little bit different than the type of videos I post on the Underground Film Journal. But, I thought the found footage and remix crews who visit the site would get a big kick out of this one.

(NOTE: This is no longer the cut up version as that was removed from YouTube, but this is another version.)

But, what really gets me, other than the hysterical performance, are all the insane questions it raises:

1. Who exactly is asking for Rainbow Sponge painting infomercials?

2. The Army actually has an Arts & Crafts department?

3. And, if they do, why would they send this woman to Korea?

4. Where can I get my hands on some sponges and paint, because I want to have exactly the same kind of giddy fun that she has.